So my parents are moving to a nice fancy house. And that means for the last three nights I’ve been packing up and moving a whole lot of crap (much to Laura’s annoyment). Anyways, yesterday, it was me, my father, and my 18-year-old brother. But oh no he forgot his phone at the old house, how terrible! So we had to find it when we went to get another load.
So my father and I go back, load up, whatever. Then I found his phone (it’s one of those smart phones with Windows Mobile or something on it) and we grabbed it. I decided I’d play some games on it on the way to the new house, so I turned it on. But wait - “Tap here to sign into Live Messenger”. Tap.
Of course he’s got 3 messages popped up already. The first one was from some girl (his girlfriend? I don’t know). (Keep in mind my brothers a moody, music, poem type, but not emotional, just a weird combination of punk, emo, and american eagle):
Her: hey how r u hun
Me: alright i guess
Her: alright as in could be better?
Me: yeah
Me: i did find a cool site tho
Me: www.internetisseriousbusiness.co
Me: .com
Me: stupid phone
Me: anyways i g2g
Me: bye
And the rest of the night I was humming the song, and dancing occasionally. Once I told Laura, she smirked in a “you’re-a-nerd” kind of way when she heard me.
So, epic win, amirite?
(note: not a /b/tard, just have /b/tarded friends that have worn off on me)
Why wouldn’t you wait for a reaction. How are there lulz without a reaction?
that’s like ringing someone’s doorbell and running away and never looking back.
I’m disappointed in you Anthony.
Sadly, we arrived at the house right then, and my brother would’ve destroyed all my valuable P2 servers had he known.
I made a sacrifice for the greater lulz. People in Albatross have no right to judge me!
So where do you live now? I live in Goderich, if you know where that is. Also, you definitely sound like a /b/tard, not exactly oldfag or newfag either.
We just moved across town (Leamington) to a bigger house.
I do have some /b/ness in me, but I don’t visit 4chan often. Yesterday at the wedding I was at, they wanted people to come up and sing a love song whenever they did the knife clanging for them to kiss. My first thought was to rickroll the entire wedding reception. I didn’t know the words, however, and I don’t my girlfriend would’ve let me. Still, it was awesome imagining it.